Make money in your sleep?

How about 7 figures from your

toilet seat

The summit is over but we'll be back!

Toilet Roll

November 5-7, 2019

Bro, no you don't!

It’s hard out there for an online business trying to market itself in a way that doesn’t feel icky. That’s why we decided to not only poke some comic relief into all these bro-tastic promises, but to deliver practical, actionable advice that doesn’t make you want to take a shower.

We’re not going to teach you how to growth hack your way to a garage full of lambos, but we are going to talk:

Whiteboard Magic

Whiteboard Magic


Because “selling” shouldn’t include your mother-loving soul

Yacht Hacking

Yacht Hacking

Online Authority

The kind you don’t even need a yacht or a private jet to prove

Lambo LOA

Lambo LOA


Where 80% of that next 7-figure launch wasn’t spent on ads



7 Figures From Your Toilet Seat Summit Hosts Lanie Lamarre Rachael Kay Albers
Meet your hosts

Lanie Lamarre

Lanie Lamarre is the growth systems strategist over at Miss #GSD. She jokes that she helps overwhelmed bosses quit crying in the shower (it’s funny because it’s true). Instead, Lanie helps creative entrepreneurs use data and strategy to get downright clairvoyant about their biz future.

She loves Airtable, improving your conversion rates, and happy hour. Preferably, all at once. Lanie’s motivation for co-hosting the 7 Figures From Your Toilet Seat virtual summit is to knock off the palm tree glamour shots of what an online business looks like and get some real, actionable insights as to what it actually takes to hit those income goals and targets. Follow her on Instagram and check out what she has to offer outside the summit at

Rachael Kay Albers

Rachael Kay Albers is the host of your favorite business comedy show, Awkward Marketing. Think of her as the one-woman SNL of biz TV. She’s got a wall o’ wigs dedicated to teaching businesses to create epic, unforgettable brands without selling their soul or playing the man-ick-ulation game.

When she’s not dressing up as a dinosaur and running around her backyard in the name of content, Rachael is the creative director of RKA ink, a branding, marketing, and web design studio based outside Chicago. Rachael hopped on the 7 Figures From Your Toilet Seat bandwagon because she’s sick of seeing bad marketing advice happen to good people. You can stalk her over on Instagram and YouTube and lust after her design portfolio at


Together, Rachael and Lanie are not only a Dream Team blend of creativity and #GSD, but they know and appreciate the power of comic relief in business - because this ish is hard!

Unlike most events that tend to be “all business,” the 7 Figures From Your Toilet Seat virtual summit packages all the strategy with a generous layer of sarcasm, wit, and stand-up.

In fact, we've enlisted

Brad brosakis

as our keynote speaker!

Brad Brosakis is a celebrated entrepreneur, speaker, author, trainer, coach, funnel hacker, growth emperor, and scale king. He’s the author of the 24 time Amazon bestseller, “Its Grind o’Clock Somewhere” about how he built an 11 figure business at the age of 13. Brad helps cash slayers all over the planet create lives they can humblebrag about on their Insta stories.

Free, funny, and effing actionable

until our next summit,

keep those toilets clean!